WTF is this? Found an “uncyclopedia” that is about how to spot a transsexual person. Some excerpts below.
Many indications give away the transgender status of these women, among which are their feet, the way they walk, their hooters (or lack thereof), their shoulders, their larynxes, hands, cosmetics application, jargon, and coyness.
If you are unable to flee, you can pretend that you are gay. Transsexual women, ironically are only interested in people who are interested in women.
Only a transsexual, and even then only an extremely horny and sex-starved transsexual, would ever date you.
This ‘estrogen bath’ we are all a part of has caused amazing and wonderful changes in our environment. A new being has emerged…the transsexual! These beautiful creatures can be seen all over the world.
Give the girl the cold shoulder if her shoulders are wider than her hips, because, again, most likely, she wasn’t born with a vagina. Genetic women’s shoulders-to-hips ratio is typically more in proportion to one another.
Does she stride in style, have a graceful gait, exhibit a womanly walk? Or does she look like a model on a catwalk (many of whom, incidentally, are transsexuals), trodding like a goosestepping commie, with too much “precision” and obvious rehearsal in her rollicking walk?
Actually…you maybe VERY attracted to her. Transsexual pre-op women offer straight men a very powerful sexual experience…unlike a woman can provide. Ideally it is best to have one of each…